WHY DO DOGS DO THAT??

We've all noticed it--the things that dogs do that seem to defy logic. 

"Grazin' in the Green Grass"

A dog can smell a bird at nearly thirty or more yards, but when it comes to "skat", a dog will put his nose within three millimeters and seem to check out the donor's DNA.  ...Or how about the meat-eating dog that is a great hunter and can (with wonderful slight-of-tongue) remove the breast meat of the day's first grouse during a retrieve to the boss....and then start grazing on green grass like a steer. 

Of course there's the licking, elbows, "nethers", and such.  (I asked my mentor once why dogs did that and he paused for a moment, thought, and said, "Because they can." and walked off.)

However, this month's "Why Do Dogs Do That" trophy should go to K-Lee.  

A certain member of the family--who is related to me by marriage and whose name will remain unsaid--left a "partial" (denture) on the nightstand next to the TV chair.  A little voice inside this relative-of-mine said NOT to leave it there, but --as we all often do--the little voice was ignored.  It was such a small decision.

Evidence

Evidence of the stealthy Pudelpointer's mischief was found in the adjoining room.



 
Our dentist now drives a BMW.